this defination is pretty self-explainatory
by beach December 03, 2003
When you lose an erection before your sexual partner is pleasured. If you can't get an erection "hard" you should return to your dwellings.
by captaincockring January 23, 2012
wat it do home slice jelly roll
by krazii 4 u October 30, 2006
An inside the park home run is incest.
When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Liverpool playing at home:
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
by B4kerbøy July 16, 2018
This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."
Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"
Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?
Or:
Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?
Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?
Or:
Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?
Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006
A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'
'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'
by yeti_detective August 23, 2012