van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
mugGet the van Goghmug.

Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Greta Van Zeppelinmug.

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
by DRduck68 July 19, 2022
mugGet the 4chan combat vanmug.

Eddie Van Halen

As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.
by 7568ino January 11, 2024
mugGet the Eddie Van Halenmug.

van

The greatest support in life. A fun and great person to have the best experience with.
She is so supportive, she must be van!
by Pattyyss April 16, 2021
mugGet the vanmug.

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.
"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked
by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008
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