That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
Get the Stoned Bearmug. by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018
Get the Stone Beefmug. A straight man who enjoys to flirt with femboys.
His purpose is to fluster them. Usually finding it "funny".
His purpose is to fluster them. Usually finding it "funny".
by TheBlueBox December 24, 2021
Get the Stonesmug. by Pufta_ November 2, 2018
Get the Stonedmug. A Stone henge is the sexual act of having multiple men have sex with 1 woman. Much like the "Eiffel Tower" where there are 2 men having sex with 1 woman, and the "Golden Gate Bridge" Where there are 5 men having sex with 1 woman, the Stone henge requires more individuals. Often times can be done with one man engaging in intercourse and the rest watching, waiting patiently for their turn.
by TheRexlycan December 22, 2023
Get the Stone-Hengemug. Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.
by word act January 28, 2018
Get the Stones on needlesmug. by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023
Get the Turning Stone Casinomug.