the squirrel technique 

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

the squirrel technique by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Humping squirrel 

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

Humping squirrel by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

the squirrel hat rule 

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

the squirrel hat rule by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Dead Squirrel 

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

Dead Squirrel by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

Sewer squirrel 

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

Sewer squirrel by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025

Hood squirrel

She a ho.

That hood squirrel jus out there tryin' to get a nut.

Bro, she sleep with everyone, u didnt know she be a hood squirrel out in them streets.

Hood squirrel by รςคгєςг0ฬ [☆muгdєгєг☆] November 23, 2025

Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

Cheeky squirrel tax by ChaseA January 7, 2026