smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

mad sharter

Someone who sharts way to fucking much. You see shit stains all over his / her underwear. The person has tire tracks galore. They also generally smell really fucking bad

If your grandpa has Alzheimer's and defecates in some depends underwear, then he is in fact a mad sharter

by hoodgenius July 8, 2011

trailer smart

Possessing the creativity to solve any problem while using the minimum possible materials, cost, and regard for safety.

Bob didn't have a long enough ladder to get up on the roof of his house, so he lashed two ladders together with rope to make a long one. He's trailer smart.

by gee_ February 12, 2012

steve smart

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music

Steve smart is a Legend

by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013

Phone smart

Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.

Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.

by BDoc2211 April 13, 2016

Ollie Smart

The act of being ridiculously tall and looking kinda Amish.

"Hey brah - is that guy Amish?!"

"No man, that's just Ollie Smart."

by Rory_Mahony123 January 18, 2017

bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

by nitoxys February 16, 2017