To reach this level of partying, one must become inebriated to a point of total annihilation. Those who accomplish this magnificent feat are only capable of 13.5% of their normalbrain function.
Dude I got so slamchopped last night that I accidentally had sex with your mother.
A period of drunkeness where one can no longer comprehend what is going on. A peson who is slamma jammd has slurred speech and can barely stand. Slamma Jammd can also be used to describe a person who shouldn't drive because they are too drunk, however it is funny to joke about said person driving.
O MY GOD I AM SOOOOO FUCKING SLAMMA JAMMD RIGHT NOW!!!! IM TOTALLY GOOD TO DRIVE!!!