that's what she said

when your trying to get out of a conversation

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ February 13, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum

"She be chewin on my five till we gum"

by She be chewin on my five till May 13, 2024

She Yen

Sarcastic.

Daniel: You are She Yen.

by cupiolio July 7, 2023

I bet she

“I bet she” is often used vaguely by internet microcelebrity/EX “OkayBuddyHetero” user CEO Of Simps (also known as Ceo, Ansari, Imsorry, and retard) to signal that he is currently thinking about a girl that he is romantically interested in. It is often used as a follow up to an existing comment by another person

“I bet she”
“I wonder if she”

Lizzgot: “Yo Imsorry my ass really hurts today”
Ceo: “I bet she”
This would signal that he is thinking about her ass now

by LizardWizard357 April 11, 2024

She Why At Sign

1. A tribute to the First Memer, supposedly a lady living circa 1902, who remains anonymous but came to fame writing completely unintelligible phrases (which would eventually become 'memes'), signing them 'She Why At Sign.' As every meme was signed thusly, today the signature of the First Memer is repeated at the end of conversations by fellow memers in her honor.

2. The phonetic pronunciation of 'cy@', which is an alternate spelling of 'cya,' which is the common abbreviation for 'see ya,' which is slang for 'see you.' Similar to 'hee hee ecks dee' and 'kay why dollar sign.'

Definition 1
Person 1: I think I need to go now. Dinner time.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: Kay Why Dollar Sign
Person 2: Hee Hee Ecks Dee
Person 1: SHEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYY AT SIIIIIIIIIGGGGNN

Definition 2
Person 1: All right, I think I need to get to bed it's getting late.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: ?
Person 2: ^-^

by Chifleaf May 30, 2017

shes my hold

When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...

“Bro shes my hold back off.”

by caleb leduc February 13, 2018