spoon burner

robbie’s maw

robbie’s maw is stirlings biggest spoon burner

by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023

spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.

Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding

by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016

Spoon's

A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain

The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.

by anonymous September 5, 2021

SPOONING

When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.

Wow he really can take that spooning all nice and deep like...

by 《♤》 October 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.

"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"

by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023

spoon

An even more abbreviated version of the abbreviation sploon, a shorthand for the hit 3rd person shooter game by Nintendo, Splatoon.

"Yo dude. Hop on spoon. We doin' clam blitz"

by DingusDongus7583 November 23, 2024

Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025