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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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Sodium Shake

An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.
"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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Shake n’ Shine

When two men shake hands and then proceed to shake each other's wanks. It is a gesture of friendliness and masculinity in Croatia.
"How did your job interview go yesterday?"

"It went swimmingly. I think I really nailed it with my first impression when I greeted my employer with a Shake n’ Shine"
by Sxftware March 25, 2023
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shaked

shaked is a sweet person like no other, she's kind and funny and so incredibly smart, she's beautiful and a great friend,she's just an incredible human overall get yourself a shaked
shaked is the most gorgeous girl I've ever met I'm so happy i met her
by thegreatgaysmartone October 19, 2023
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skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake

BRAIN ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kindergartener:skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake
by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024
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Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.
Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time
by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019
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Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.
I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.
by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012
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