Redneck Girl

A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else

The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl

by Txorromorro March 6, 2025

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Redneck Russ

An internet legend and Walter White look a like who love raceplay and worshipping black men while he huffs poppers to them while he strokes his dong to them. Fuck he loves his dong

Fuck I Fucking Live Niggers, And Their Big Fucking Black Fucking Chocolate Crazy Fucking Nigger Cocks, Fucking Love Niggers, I’m A Fucking Nigger Loving Faggot - Redneck Russ

by LOGANsaurs May 27, 2025

Redneck sterilization

The act of pissing on a high voltage electric fence

Friend of mine pissed on a live wire fence. High voltage ran up the stream and he got redneck sterilization

by Jimmy Torres October 19, 2025

Redneck

Any person(s) who repair or build functional lasting items from or by unconventional means due to not having disposable money or needed materials at hand. While skin color alone doesn't determine if a person is one or not, setting definitely might. Most rednecks indeed do live in the southern portion of the US, however most are labeled without context or true understanding.

"Mike is a real redneck, he built an irrigation system out of plastic jugs"

by Beam626 November 29, 2025

Redneck Rickshaw

When you gorge yourself at a Buffett or Outback and need to be carted out in a wheelbarrow by a large burly man wearing flannel.

Had to hail a Redneck Rickshaw after eating at Golden Corral last night.

by Senor Bunluv January 15, 2026