protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

Protanamous

A hidden leader or leaders with benign intentions/agendas.

They may choose to be hidden for political or personal reasons.

The protanamous of Latvia helped us pull a few strings overseas to make shure we recieved our green energy agreement on time with the reduced global emissions agreement. (RGEA)

They choose to, or are required to be hidden for political or personal reasons.

by John Bay September 29, 2014

protorney

A pro se individual acting as their own attorney

Jim went to court acting as a protorney

by Stan-The-Man April 1, 2015

protectiest

used to describe an object offering the greatest amount of protection.

His blue pocket protectors are his favorite, because they are the protectiest ones

by oddsizzle November 11, 2014

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

Proterbater

Someone who is to pro at masterbating

Guy: Dude, He is such a proterbater
Guy #2: Yeah, He has been proterbating since he was 13!

by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015

Proterbating

The act of masterbating that become so pro at it

Me: The was proterbating so much during school!
Guy: Yeah, Your proterbating was so good I could not even see it!
Some 13 Year old virgin: I wish I was a good proterbater..

by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015