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poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.
Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!
by robert moseltof May 3, 2008
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Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
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straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"
A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."
by romid October 26, 2013
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poop willy

the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.
Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.
by Maxabillion August 1, 2008
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Poop Snoot

To smirk, or have the appearance that you have a very important bit of knowledge. To have the look of superiority on your face.
Her 'Poop Snoot' gave away her bluff at her poker hand. His poop snoot showed he was "the cat that ate the canary"
by Schnottzle March 11, 2012
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poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time
Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff
by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011
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stage poop

When an individual cannot pinch a loaf because there is someone standing by the bathroom door.
"Cory, you've been in there for 2323345 yrs! You've got stage poop b/c I'm listening, don't you!!
by Cory Medland (C Mak) December 9, 2003
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