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Weadle poo

Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.

Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.
weadle poo is wesley hill
by jlang5786 December 1, 2011
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oldskool poo

The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.

Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.

Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.
Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!

Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.
by tony the stench November 9, 2017
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Poo-head

A word said by a 5 year old normally meaning shit head
Your a Poo-head mom
by This is not my real name it is January 18, 2018
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poo-whacker

This derives from one sourse that being the UK, Poo-whacker is somebody that is a shit-bag, coward, pussy, flapper or afraid of his/her own shadow.
"That blokes just got bitch slapped by a faggot and started crying, what a POO-WHACKER!!!!!"
by Poo-whcker hater!!! July 4, 2012
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smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"
Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.
by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021
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Ratty Poo

A Ratty poo is a dog that has a large body and small head typically a chihuahua. The word ratty comes from the resemblance of a rat. The word poo comes from the love we carry in our hearts for them.
"come here my little ratty poo"
(dog should run up to you and give affection)
by The Backstreet Boys December 30, 2020
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Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
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