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stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011
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poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.
I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?
by geezerdk January 2, 2012
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Frosty poos

the name for a little kids brownies they have made. they have all garden crap in them and smell of snot. They taste curiously like grass and poop.
little jonny made some frosty poos and it tasted like big foots dick. He fuckin wiped his fuckin. nose before he gave them me aswell, he put his snotty hands all over them. fuckin kid.
by tcb19931234 April 28, 2009
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poo-staber

a general reference towards a homesexual male.
Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.
by redsox2007 November 16, 2007
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Blue Poo

When you eat so much candy in one sitting that your shit is somehow blue
"Yo, Halloween night was crazy!"

"I know dude! I had so much candy I had a Blue Poo
by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019
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Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo
I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's
by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015
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Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!
by notquitsure December 28, 2015
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