pocket ninja

a person of very small stature; small enough, in fact, to allow permanent residence in the pocket of an individual. Sometimes referred to as a mini-hoe or a nano-pet. Also has a deep love for robot chicken.
i am so glad my roommate is a pocket ninja!
that is one sexy pocket ninja!
we need pocket ninja here immediately to join us in the viewing of this robot chicken DVD!
by boomersooner4eva October 31, 2007
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caliente pocket

hot pocket in spanish

said in high-pitched voice

made famous by Jim Gaffigan & my boyfriend.
by Sami116 August 28, 2006
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Hot Pockets

When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.

These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
Guy 1: DAMN! That bitch is Fat!

Guy 2: Word, bitch smugglin' a 4 pack of hot pockets up in there.
by Snajee-lay August 02, 2011
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out of pocket

1.when somebody does or says something that aint cool or just straight up out of line and disrespectful

2.When somebody looks like a hot mess,they hair is jacked up, or wears something they dont need to be wearin
1. girl 1: Erika lied to him about me cuz she was hatin
girl 2: yeah, she way out of out of pocket for that

2. girl 1: Her weave is a mess, you can see the track
girl 2: Thats out of pocket
by dejaney April 15, 2008
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Piss Pocket

The wad of piss soaked toilet paper left after a girl goes pee and does not flush.
"Honey, would please flush after yourself. No one wants to see your damn piss pocket
by Mick E. September 18, 2006
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crotch pocket

Open that crotch pocket so I could slip in my cock wallet.

I would definately explore Beyonce's crotch pocket.

by Johnnay May 17, 2003
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pocket rocket

when a male jacks-off by putting his hand in his pocket and rubbing his dick
Dude, on the subway last night there was no one on it and this totally hot babe walks by and I just had to to a pocket rocket!!!
by dj_jammer506 December 27, 2003
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