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pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.
Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Pick Me

Someone who calls all their friends bestie even though they are not that close
Cindy: Hey bestie!! Hey bestie over there!! Oh hey Jack you’re my bestie too!!! (they were in fact not besties)

John: Wow Cindy is such a pick me, she just calls everyone she knows bestie
by Asian Wendy’s March 31, 2022
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Pick me

A “Pick me” individual is an individual who belongs to a marginalized group within a society who seeks approval from the dominant hegemonic group by repeatedly reiterating the validity of negative biases held by the dominant hegemony against the “Pick me’s” own group.

The desperation for the approval can lay in the Pick me’s poor self confidence, seen as a way highlight theirselves without highlighting oneself, and an avenue for political or financial gain
Candace was unable to find a long term boyfriend until she became a Pick me and began to appealing towards misogynistic men by agreeing with their misogyny.
by Incredulous Johnny January 16, 2024
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picking about

ayo babe you wanna start picking about
by sqviddy October 8, 2021
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Picking Lemons

When a character is doing something dumb in a horror movie that will probably result in their death. Not necessarily always ending in the characters death, though the danger of the situation is obvious to those watching.
"Did you hear Maria was exploring that abandoned house the other day?"
"The one that was owned by the serial killer?
"Yeah, she's totally Picking Lemons"
by clawfullgood May 24, 2020
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Lit Pick

Hes lit woop woop best beardie in the world
Yo lit pick is super cute and lit I love him no cap sheeesh👍👍👍👍👍
by LitHoboYoYo June 18, 2021
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