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post penis drip

The bead of semen that is left on the tip of the penis immediately after withdrawing the penis after ejaculating in an orifice.
"Man my post penis drip just stained my boxers!!"
by supremehighlander July 18, 2006
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Urban Dictionary Post

A definition that seems more like a reply to some thread on a internet forum, then a actual definition.
fat
You really should not make fun of fat people. Some people can't help it.

Man: Hey look at that fatty
Girl: Don't make fun of her just cuz shes fat!
^ Basic Urban Dictionary Post ^
by Dr. Crowley April 15, 2009
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Armpit post nibbling

When the female partner is giving the male oral by nibbling on the end of his penis while he places his penis in the space between her armpit and torso while he thrusts through the gap to give the mouth more room to nibble.
NB: This only works for a penis over 8" in length.
While I fucked Allie's armpit her nibbling on cock in the Armpit post nibbling position made me blow sweet load.
by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008
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post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.
I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.
by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014
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Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage
That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.
by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020
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