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Sniper Photos

SNIPER PHOTO; A photograph taken of a subject to be used against them from so far away, the subject has no idea they are being photographed in a compromising situation.
Kate Middleton nude sniper photos were published in the scandal sheets.
by theaccusersgift September 30, 2012
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Unintentional Photobomb

When you accidentally manage to get in someone else's photo. (And it ends up biting you in the ass later. i.e. Getting caught cheating on your partner or otherwise lying to them about where you were and/or who you were with.
Me: "I was looking at cool event photos from a few years ago, and saw my husbands lying ass drinking with a buddy and two chicks. He said his ass was going for a ride on his motorcycle that day!!"

Friend: "Unintentional photobomb... Does it every time."
by Sporadiclove February 28, 2015
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food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.
Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!
by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016
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Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).
Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.
by rmrf December 13, 2016
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schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility
I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.
by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017
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amateur photographer

Somebody who claims to be a photographer to convince people to pose nude for them.
Yes, I'm currently classed as an amateur photographer but with your nude portfolio I'll go pro.
by vannie March 14, 2017
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Bootleg Photographer

Someone who purchases a DSLR camera, uses it on automatic to take Instagram worthy images and calls themselves a photographer.
by AudacitybytheSea April 15, 2018
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