one-off

(n) a one time occurence. An ad-hoc exception to rule. Corporate jargon meaning that you'll do it once and not repeat.

Let's just treat this as a one-off and make sure it doesn't happen again.

by tg28 November 8, 2006

Rip one

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

by AvgRedditor January 5, 2021

one direction

A British and Irish pop boy band that was created on July 23, 2010 at 8:22pm by Simon Cowell on the X Factor UK. Also One Direction is better then bts

You there's one direction they are so cool and hot

by Eleanor_Is_Amazing June 1, 2019

auld one

refers to a persons mother in a derogatory manor

'your fat'
'yeah and so is your auld one'

by dec555 December 10, 2016

the last one

Very rare. Likely the person you'd want to hang around with, due to the fact that the age range who uses this term wouldn't be old enough to seriously go through enough to leave some unfortunate guy with a label saying how he might not want a ton of trauma in his life just yet, or better yet, has some odd thing called common sense... Or the ultimate hiss/boo factor of this age range, MORALS!

OMFGWTFOMGWTFBBQ! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HERE! NO! MORALS! AAAH!

-Phrase often said when 'the last one' tells exactly why he's managed to stay clean while everyone else is happily abusing themselves till they get Erectile Dysfunction at 17-

by TanonX December 28, 2005

One Deage

Sex Act: Powerfully ejaculating all of you semen in one shot into the partner's face

Friend #1 so how was that one night stand with Morgan
#2 Awesome I One Deaged her so hard she got a black eye
#1 Dayumn

by ThatOnKid January 7, 2015

Creamy One

The act of unleashing a creamy turd that has no consistency and looks like an ice cream. Often done after a night on the beer. Note a creamy one cannot be curled out just as a curly one cannot be creamed out, although a crunchy one can be creamy out but not curled out.

Marco jus creamed out a creamy one

by Ollie Kay February 12, 2006