nut scrubber

one who sucks up to a person whos better at life

dude ur little brother is like my fuckin nut scrubber

by Sean DBOckweg July 13, 2007

SOCIETY OF THE NUT

The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.

WE SHALL ALL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BEATING OF NUTS ,JOIN SOCIETY OF THE NUT

by Pilotpopcorn126 November 20, 2019

nut button

when you want to nut so hard that you squash your dick and make it into a pancake.
It's usually done during Destroy Dick December

Person A: Bro I nutted so hard that i made a nut button!
Person B: holy shit dude! NICE

by CYKA MAN November 11, 2018

issa nut

"Issa nut" means something is good, amazing, or worthy of a "nut".

This song issa nut

by holybooty April 19, 2018

Farm to nut

When something is fresh af or straight to the source

Person 1: “Yo you try clam chowder?”
Person 2: “Hell Yeah Man! That shit straight farm to nut”

by Orbit69 September 17, 2023

Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut

Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020

Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018