Poop Bucket

The song that goes like this:

Chorus:
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop bucket

Verse #1:
If you hate somebody
You can call them
Call them, call them, call them
Oh if you hate someone you can caaalllll them
A poop bucket.

Verse#2:
You can use me,

if you hate somebody.
Call them a poo
Call them a poo
Oh you can call them a poop bucket.

Verse #3:
If you can't swear
You can call them

A very bad word
WHAT"S THAT WORD!?!
It's a poop bucket!

Verse #4:
You could call them a douche
Give them a smootch
Steal their tooth
But in truth
we all know they are nothing but a

POOP BUCKET!

The church choir sang the song Poop Bucket and it moved me to tears.

by thepersoneverybodywantstobe November 24, 2011

poop date

when you and the person you're texting both have to make a bowel movement at the same time, and you still text each other why pooping.

Amando: Ayy I gotta poop
Robert: WTF so do I
Amando: Lol. Go do it... it'll be like a poop date. No homo

by FarEastBeast916 April 4, 2010

poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time

Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff

by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011

Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

Poop Snoot

To smirk, or have the appearance that you have a very important bit of knowledge. To have the look of superiority on your face.

Her 'Poop Snoot' gave away her bluff at her poker hand. His poop snoot showed he was "the cat that ate the canary"

by Schnottzle March 11, 2012

straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"

A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."

by romid October 26, 2013

poop willy

the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.

Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.

by Maxabillion August 1, 2008