Number three

When you have to piss and shit at the same time

Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!

by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021

number one frogbio fan

THE number one frogbio fan EVER (aka the one and only LESBIANFORKYOKO!!) (AKA ME)

"are u the number one frogbio fan"
"who else would i be??????"

by anonymous April 28, 2022

number one

supporter of the most beautiful woman on the planet Roseanne Park (rosè)

Ellie: omg i love rosè she’s so amazing!!

Lucy: ahh so ur a number one?! me too :))

by lucyinfinityx December 8, 2024

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

by swompy September 28, 2018

Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

Benni Number

The numbers on your food stamp card or SNAP card.

What’s your Benni Number

by Hoodcelebrityy October 15, 2019