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Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!
This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.
by J to the R April 8, 2020
mugGet the Quarantine Cleanmug.

Clean the kitchen

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.
by kirtap628 January 30, 2018
mugGet the Clean the kitchenmug.

Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
mugGet the Freeze cleaningmug.

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people
I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.
by Kladdo August 18, 2023
mugGet the windows cleanedmug.

Clean Mop

Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.
I'll be away for a month and you are my clean mop now.
by Foliage Verbz May 14, 2015
mugGet the Clean Mopmug.

clean me out

Get all the sperm out of a mans balls
by Me nice shoes December 17, 2016
mugGet the clean me outmug.

Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
by furniturejim November 21, 2009
mugGet the Bro Cleanmug.

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