Dapper Noodle

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.

“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right”

by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022

deuche noodle

Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.

Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?

by LiL. O. April 12, 2008

noodle neckted

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight

I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.

by James noodle April 21, 2018

Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022

Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!

by Littlepunk February 13, 2022

tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 8, 2022