Mac Freeman

A person that looks like a stick and doesn’t know how to put a ranger in park. He is also not good at golf and will never make varsity

Quit being a Mac Freeman

by Smedium pecker February 16, 2022

mac squad

the best squad there is, there is no better squad than this. this squad is amazing, they’re all angels. this squad is stronger than everything you could think of.

hey, is that the mac squad?!

by cxlzt October 17, 2019

Mac&CheeseFest

You eat your damn cheese

I saw the Mac&CheeseFest

by Ticklemyteeth January 21, 2021

MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

Chili-Mac Daddy

A soldier of the U.S. Army who is fat and eats the famed U.S. Army Chili Mac at chow.

"There goes Evan, that Chili-Mac Daddy. I'm surprised he even made it through basic!"

by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021