November 9

On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077

You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.

It is a dark time

This isn't good curse you goldfish
November 9 is bad

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

November 8th

November 8th is the only cheat day for No Nut November. You can Nut, but afterwards, you have to expose your darkest secret to the world.

Dude 1: Bro it's November 8th....guess what.... I want to nut in your mom. That was my darkest secret. Now im gonna go nut.
Dude 2: ...

by ChaChaRealSmooth666 November 2, 2019

November 4th

National don't go to school day. A day where nobody goes to school to confuse you're principal.

November 4th is gonna be crazy.

by Raaaaaaaaar November 3, 2019

November 6

National tell someone you love (mom, dad, bf/gf, crush, etc.) that you love them day

Me: i love you mom
Mom: i love you too now shut up
Me: okay
Mom: why
Me: its november 6 did you think i really love you
Mom: no wonder i was confused

by Ya_gurl🙈 November 4, 2019

November 5

National peepee day. Go get all the peepees you want

My Gay self: Jabari I want ur meat give it here
Jabari: what no
Me: It’s November 5
Jabari: Fine UwU

by Charlie1sASpider November 5, 2019

November 20th

shove your pet up you're ass day

i shoved my dog up my ass because it November 20th

by tomfroggraham October 12, 2021

november 23

the day you hold your girl bestfriends hand

*holds hand* sarah: why’d you do that

michael: it’s november 23!

by spookybatboy November 22, 2020