sex muffin

Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.

"Keanu Reeves does nothing for me, but Billy Corgan is a total SEX MUFFIN!"

by The Good Dopp September 24, 2005

Jew Muffin

A person who is cheap or irritating. Continues to bug the fuck out of others even after being asked to shut the fuck up.

That guy michael is a total jew muffin, he never shuts up.

by LexxieDbblXX November 11, 2010

muffin thief

A lesbian who seduces straight women. More specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.

I thought Jane really liked men, but then that muffin thief Nicole converted her.

by Sugarnomics August 29, 2009

Wanker Muffin

Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.

(while talking to his friend Kayla..) I don't wanna go out with you, you little Wanker Muffin.

by Ryan Kyger October 6, 2006

Muffin Top

the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.

Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.

Look at that whale with the defined muffin top.

-vomit in mouth-

by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010

Sex Muffin

Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja

I think I need to go get checked for herpes.. I think I let to many sex muffins bang the clit.

by Declan18 May 28, 2011

Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016