Morning

It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.

A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"

by SConrad24 January 11, 2020

Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up

Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now

by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020

Mooping

Masturbating while pooping, usually to dog porn.

That Arab guy really likes mooping to dogs.

by Real_Shmians_Dont_Die March 14, 2020

Moping

Make every person that Mopi touches 5'2" so theyre all the same height.

"Dude lets go moping"

by Lebron Bronson March 30, 2020

Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.

Miss morning glory

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020

morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

by faghilon July 8, 2020

morning waterfall

when girls wake up in the morning on their periods and they have to run to the bathroom so they don’t bleed all over their beds

Jessica woke up with the morning waterfall i’ve never seen someone run that fast

by eb23473 September 7, 2020