Mexican feast

When a person puts hot sauce in a pussy and fucks it.

Yesterday Bill got some hot sauce at the store then fucked me with it. It was a hot Mexican feast.

by The r4p3r November 8, 2014

Mexican pizza

When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.

Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.

by Ctouch September 21, 2020

Mexican Laundry

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.

Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.

by Nattys July 31, 2012

Mexican Deadbolt

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

by Texas Haz August 25, 2011

mexican explosion

the horrible consequences of combining too many burritos and a rusty trombone.

Karen: I went out for mexican and a few drinks last night with Tom. That rusty trombone was a bad idea...
Amanda: Mexican explosion, huh? Gross!

Tom: Man, I feel so bad for Karen...

by P'toonya November 2, 2007

Mexican wall

any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots

Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”

Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ex. 2

Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”

Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”

by Dark link November 3, 2017

Mexican Cigarettes

Slag for cannabis

"Mexican cigarettes - Cigarettes from Mexico!"
"Fred is off his head from too many mexican cigarettes!"

by Green Id Monster March 4, 2010