March 25

Only handsome/gorgeous people are born on this day. You deserve the world don't let any1 tell u else, your kind, amazing, funny, cool, wonderful, qnd most importantly you matter and your worth so much<33 I love you and have a nice rest of you day :D

Person 1: your today's March 25 your birthday!
Person2: I know I was born on this day1
Person1: well just letting you know that your amazing and cool
Person2: aww tysm

THE END

by Urpanbxtch October 20, 2021

March 23

march 23rd is the day that girls can’t say no to anything and everything😏

Oh come on bae that go out no you have to it’s march 23rd

by sexyme January 19, 2022

March 2

If someone was born on March 2nd, that person is probably the one with the best taste.
This person has style and class and attracts everyone’s attention.
But be careful, this person may look calm and serene, but this one will kill you slowly and painfully.
This person is probably a manager, lawyer, journalist, markler, actor, police officer, or a teacher.

Stars born on March 2nd:

Daniel Craig
Chris Martin
Bon Jovi
Rebel Wilson

Bryce Dallas Howard

by LovUe December 11, 2021

March 30

Give a nigga some good ass head

Jeremy: You know what today is?

Sophia: Yeah March 30th

Jeremy: ok so give me head

by lnexcusable March 21, 2022

March 27

Official clean your local skatepark day!

Bob: Let’s go skateboard!
Tom:But there’s snow and garbage at the skatepark!
Bob: It’s March 27th we have to clean it!

by Ollie is cool ngl March 26, 2022

March 27th

"Spackle And Strap" day
Spackle and strap is getting sumthin white and sticky to strap on later

Its march 27th and We were building a tool and had to Spackle and strap before we moved on

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022

March 12

Only the prettiest girls are born on march 12 🫶
(pisces ily)

Boy 1: that girls really pretty!!
Boy 2: that’s because she’s born on march 12!

by justwritingfacts April 8, 2022