Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

Green lemon

A tropical Texas fruit

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.

by ReiK March 31, 2020

Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.

"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"

by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025

LEMON WEDGEE

Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).

As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.

As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.

by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020

lemon likes kirra

he likes kirra and wont stop overthinking about her 🤤

lemon likes kirra but is so shy uwu , and wont stop thinking about her cuteness 🥶🥶

by kirras future hubby September 14, 2021

Lemon

its me. i am lemon. The one and only. You'll see me soon.

You can use me(lemon) as a friend. A friend who you will sooner or later get tired of a leave on the curb to rot away.

by 찬우L̶̉̊e̷̛͗m̴̞̓o̵͒̓n̵̈́͆ March 20, 2021

Lemon

Being gay or lesbian

That guy is so lemon I can taste it.

by Mr. Denamarkian September 25, 2020