Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008
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Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.
"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."
by Yesman64 January 21, 2020
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log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.
“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”
by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022
mugGet the log childmug.

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.
"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"
by Garden Guardian November 3, 2021
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chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.
user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.
by itzaboii October 21, 2010
mugGet the chat logmug.

logging ‘em

When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone
Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em
by Avery;) November 8, 2020
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