Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.

Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.

by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016

July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022

july 15 2007

People born this day might as well be described as THE BEST PERSON EVER and could cheer you up in seconds. They are well known for their looks and tend to be crackheads at times.

He was born july 15 2007 he is such a crackhead

by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021

July 25, Minseo

The prettiest girl , Manseo was born on July 25. She is really smart and everyone loves her. Specially, her friend Hyunsoo loves her so much. Their friendship will be forever!

Manseo is Minseo’s nickname, and she likes it!
July 25, Minseo

by Hyuusooo November 23, 2021

July din luton

best client ever, every lady would love him for 15minutes. Easiest 40Pounds ever.

She - how was your today?
She - I had 2 july din luton in 10minutes both, i got 40 queens baby

by DOOM 2 November 23, 2021

July 21, 2023

July 21, 2023, is the release date of the movies Barbie and Oppenheimer which later made the portmanteau or blend word of "Barbenheimer".

Today is July 21, 2023. Let's go watch both Barbie and Oppenheimer

by Matthew91975 August 14, 2023

July 21 2006

The people that are born on this date are crystal/star believers. The are known for being a furry and acting out on random times. In other words these are strange people.

Did you know Genesis was born on July 21 2006..
Really I didn’t know she was like that😧

by Rebakah Mikaelson May 19, 2022