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Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018
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Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 27, 2023
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josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.
I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson
by RNKILLER June 2, 2017
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johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
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Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.
"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."
by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019
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Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
by Anson Jai November 24, 2021
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Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.
Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.
by English As A First Language October 9, 2019
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