Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

jerk odd

Like jerk off but upside down

I do to bed to fuck and jerk odd.

by Jerkodd191 April 13, 2017

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.

Goodnight bro, see you tomorrow, boutta go jerk off.

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.

Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.

by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023

Jerk

someone who is an ass not nice not cool just lame and they feel bad about themselves tho make others feel bad to make them feel better. Someone I know and I know a lot about

See the kid over their he laughs at me blows kisses to me the other day he held my hand with out permission he is one super jerk

by Swanny February 7, 2018