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Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
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Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!
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JAYDA

She is really weird when comes to being around a lot of boys she tends to play with their hair and flirts alot. Jayda can also be seen lying about having a boyfriend thats not really hers but on the bright side she is some what funny and has some friends.
Is that Jayda? Yup here we go again :(
by UNKOWN PBS KID May 21, 2024
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
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Jayda

The person who feels like home. A rare soul with a beautiful smile and a gentle heart who makes the world quieter just by being there. The one you want to spend the rest of your life with not because you have to, but because every future makes more sense with her in it. Your best friend, your safe place, and the love you didn’t know you were waiting for.
She Jayda’d my life in a way I never expected—now I’m thinking forever.
by Westinhotel February 4, 2026
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Jayda

One of the best people you can wish to meet. She’s a beautiful kind soul who loves everyone and God. Jayda in summary is the GOAT 🐐.
Why can’t you be a Jayda?
by MarcRoscoe February 19, 2026
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