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Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."
by See me standing here October 12, 2018
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Joke

You
by OWAS2007 March 25, 2019
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joke-ing

When the leader of the nation makes and incredibly stupid remark, only to have his aides follow up by saying it was only a “joke.”
The president said he would like to nuke hurricanes to stop their destruction when coming onshore, but his chief of staff said he was only joke-ing.
by euphemismo August 29, 2019
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JOKE

by Jakeslayer September 12, 2022
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Joking

Yeah that's what PsycHacks said you would say if I stood up to the covert disrespect! He knows what he's talking about. That guy is great! Go check him out! Do it now or the hell I send you to will be a colosseum filled with everyone who will ever share a drop of your blood, sitting on spikes, bound in chains, roasting over the fires of my eternal hatred while they watch me do to you whatever it is I'm going to do to you... Forever.
Hym "ME!? HOW DO YOU LIVE AS A FLAT SKULLED CRIPPLE!? You must be getting some free money from somebody. Is your staff sucking your dick? Because if not, you're getting screwed. I'm joking."

Iam "Aw dangbit I misspelled colleague! Bah! You know what I mean... 👋😮 💨 "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Joke

Something that makes someone laugh.
Guy 1: Hey! What type of cheese is all around a castle?
Guy 2: Dunno
Guy 1: Moatzzerella because a moat is around a castle a mozzarella and mix them you get well moatzzerella
That is what a joke is!
by Mowiam January 11, 2023
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