DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

tramp shower

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.

Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!

by butterfly992 April 7, 2010

muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008

shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.

Damn! Not the shower floor again!

by Lonely Black Heart July 13, 2003

shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.

(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.

by Ego Altered July 27, 2016

Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012

Gulag showers

The place where all young boys were once touched by the graceful hand of the pedophile hitler....he touched the young boys in a manor which was unpleasant towards the youths rectum....making penetration very painful

Hey my boy just got out of the gulag showers and is walking funny

by Mr.Large app March 25, 2020