sit-anjo band

a band composed of banjos and sitars.

person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.

by hollybananas June 28, 2010

mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016

florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.

I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.

by Stuff24 February 7, 2019

Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.

Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal

by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020

The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.

Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....

by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023