red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

Red Zebra

Red Zebra is an umbrella term and prefix used to describe a specific feeling or emotion. Words that fall under this term are; Knife, Gun, Tranquilizer Gun, Send em' to the zoo, Yellow Porcupine, Blue Moose, Green Tomato, Purple Lilypad.

Person 1: What kind of Red Zebra are you today?

Person 2: Oh, I'm a Green Tomato

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

RED Mad

When you get so mad that you cannot control your actions.

Red mad can be held in sometimes, but you need to be like Ned Flanders to do so.

Matty G (14 year old rapper): RED MAD, KEEP IT IN LIKE NED FLANDERS!
Person 1: Wow, that guy is really good at keeping in his anger.

by MattyGesus June 16, 2018

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.

I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.

by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009

Red Horse

While hitting it from the back, slap your bitches ass until it is tomato red.

When you are about to cum start making horses noises! NEIGH!

My girlfriend is into horses so she asked me to give her a red horse.

by Edwizzle June 5, 2020

Red Roller

noun- male who prefers to only sleep with females during "that time of the month"

Dude 1: Hey, Jenny's got her period, so it's a no go
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)

by tuna y red July 3, 2009