You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

get your goat

to make a horrible joke

Todd tried to get your goat, but failed miserably.

by Chuck Hoopes April 29, 2008

Go Scrub A Goat

To Scrub A goat is to say:
Get out of here.
I hate you get out of here

When Said with an accent ,

It is often used to make a person laugh , or vomit.
Go scrub a goat is very versatile but is a must for any awkward conversation or lasting friendship.

M:I want my phone Back Retard.

k:No , i'm txting My ex girl friend,

M:GIVE IT TO ME
K:NO , In a second
(phone breaks)
K:You can have it now
M:GO SCRUB A GOAT

by Exgirlfriendinspired August 12, 2009

Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

God you're like a goat

Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"

When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"

by Kailyn! January 12, 2008

Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

by Grandarthma July 17, 2022