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Glass of win

A large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.

A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.

A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010
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Human Shot Glass

During intercourse you piss in the womens vagina.After doing so lift here highly over your head and suck the piss out of her vagina.
My mom made me do a human shot glass with her last night.
by Elliot The Fag March 26, 2008
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Box Frame Emo Glasses

1. Glasses of a rectangular nature, generally with thick, black frames. These are used to denote emo kids.
2. A greating for a person who wears such glasses, generally shouted.
1. Wow that kid must love Likin Park, just emo his box frame glasses are!
2. BOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!
by Nu7case March 25, 2004
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glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010
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glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory
jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?
by jim April 2, 2004
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christian glass

A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.
Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.
by LilJOnwhattt February 26, 2006
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glasgow

Glasgow is the worst city on the face of Europe. Spend days walking around cheap sales shops, being harrased by neds and stopping yourself from killing old ladies that hog the streets. Dont wander down any of the many sidestreets, you will never be see again. People here look angry all the time and generally hate life. Its no wonder. look where they live. Understanding their language is like trying to understand a pack of angry dogs. The river which Glasgow is on looks like a constant flow of sewage and the beautiful skyline is of council flats and cranes. NEVER go here. Infact NEVER visit scotland.
man one: hey lets go to glasgow
man two: excuse me?
man one: just kidding lets go somewhere actually worth visiting like London
man two: you almost had me there you bugger
by Glasgow Loather April 27, 2008
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