Fat turkey

70's lingo for -Punk ass bitch

Nick is a Fat Turkey

by Matthew Stegall November 19, 2005

barbie fat

Barbie Fat is when your fat but not actually fat. Its something a model would say to another model, when she's eating a cake instead of eating a celery. Yes at that mere instance of eating just that once slice of cake you are barbie fat.

Barbie because women are often surrounded with the idea that she must look like that picture perfect barbie model and figure. The norm of looking like barbie has made me invent the idea of being barbie fat, simply being 'fat' when your not actually fat.

By: O.K

brunette: hey i weigh just 5 more pounds than you
Blonde: your fat
brunette: doesnt get it

me: no one will brunette, your not fat your "barbie fat"

by kinonahk December 5, 2010

fat lisp

1. A mouth injury caused by a punch, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

2. A speech impediment caused by a punch in the mouth, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

"What happened to your face, man?"

"I was making fun of that guy who talks like Mike Tyson and he gave me a fat lisp."

by Punchdrunkshove June 21, 2009

fat racket

a fat scumbag who cant help but make a spectacle of themselves

That fat racket danced along the street exuding the grace of a acid bleached, plauge infested hippo.

by milk001 August 12, 2003

Fat po'cket

Parts of the body that sticks out an inch or so; when you grab at the body part it's a hand full of flab which equates to a pocket of change.

The Fat po'cket on her arms jiggle like Jell-O.

Due to my Fat po'cket I had to lie down, to squeeze into my jeans.

by Honestle September 10, 2010

fat fuck

Someone who calls 9-1-1 for fast food inquiries

The fat fucks who misused 9-1-1 emergency services shall be arrested.

by UtubeTrollPoliceTeam September 2, 2016

fat tip

When a male has an abnormally large penis tip.

Ian has an extremely fat tip.

by Jimmy Lardbutt March 17, 2014