Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

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Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

by bob.vance January 21, 2020

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Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

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Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

by M0nke March 19, 2024

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A girl that is hard working and if u treat her right she’ll treat u right,she will care for u when ur down she’ll take your broken heart and and replace it with hers,she’ll love u even tho u messed up and will always forgive u as long as u know u fucked up, she will always ask u what’s wrong and if u say nothing and something is really wrong she’ll know.

Landrey Evans is like crown it’s good but it’s better with coke~non drinkers that means life is good but it’s better with her in your life.

by Landrey March 23, 2019

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