Evan

A boy that can make you fall in love with him instantly. With his pretty eyes, old soul, genius mind, and dorky personality, he entraps you in his mystery. <3

Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.

by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan

A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.

You are such a dick is your name Evan???

by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019

Evan

The guy you should marry because he likes you

Evan loves to suck penis

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022

evan

Simply mispelled "even"

Oh, I didn't evan noticed it at fist

by artzm May 9, 2021

Evan

Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is

Evans a nigga

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Evan

Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement

Evan is a dirty little shit

by Lossfloss July 13, 2020