Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks

🚗:i love u bethany evans

by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024

Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

by Penn1United September 27, 2009

Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!

“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

evan and bianca

tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.

-why is bianca licking that guys face?
-that’s evan!
-oh! evan and bianca, duh!

by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023

Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.

Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!

by dump.trump May 30, 2018