shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
Get the Evansmug. by bob.vance January 21, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022
Get the Pulling an Evanmug. If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017
Get the robbie evansmug. a tall guy with a hot deep voice.
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
Get the evan gramcrackermug. Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
by Lenlen June 11, 2023
Get the Evanmug. A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.
He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.
by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025
Get the Evanmug.