Dr. Egg

an egg who's a lawyer.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..

by roarararar March 16, 2021

Dr Moffed

Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene

“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”

by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025

dr. deadly

Just some guy who likes to argue that lizard is a good tower in the hit game bloons td battles 2. He streams his lizard gameplay from time to time at twitch.tv/dr__deadly

Dr. Deadly is a lizard main with a serious silk tissue

by DrDeadly October 3, 2022

Dr Howard Schnider

A man who was used as a social experiment at creating everyone's worst nightmare for dentists.

Oh god, Dr Howard Schnider is back in business and ready to strike again.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 October 7, 2021

tw;dr

trigger warning; didn't read

Gavin: You read the Baudelaire essay where he's talking about mutiliating his unwitting sexual partners?
Hortencia: tw;dr

by The Reverend McCready August 25, 2016

Dr

It when bitches be dick riding

Yooo this bitches on my dr or tha bitch dick ridin

by Dick Ridin February 6, 2022

Dr. Sturgis

A Doctor who enjoys caring for patients that take loads of “Damn stinkies”.

“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”

by The Stinkster July 28, 2024