Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023

Sudden Death Disease

Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.

Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?

Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.

by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Orovilan disease

Aka, Hannah wright nasty std having whole

Ewww it's hannah she got orovilan disease

by Hahaha1430 January 15, 2023

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023