Depression 

Committed sadness

Depression is not real, it is just very committed sadness

Depression by Pipi Soup September 4, 2017

Depression 

big sad boi be sad about his microscopic penis and decides to get enlarging pills

Tom: Mom, has my anti-depressants for my depression come in yet?

Depression by idontknowwhatimdoinganymore February 3, 2018

Postbottom Depression 

When a girl looses weight and and is no longer gifted in that area.

Becky: Oh my god my butt shrunk.

I think your just going through Postbottom depression

Postbottom Depression by CrooksG35 October 16, 2010

Happy Depression

Having sudden, impulsive urges to end ones self but in a positive manner

“I think I’m suffering from happy depression, I feel super excited when someone brings up suicide.”

Happy Depression by Weno’s Backpack November 3, 2017

Sm6 depression 

You cry over band kids you will never meet unless your American and all your Irl friends hate you for it

Friend: bruh stfu u have sm6 depression

Sm6 depression by pssyfcker396 January 1, 2021

the great depression 

1. when an event took place and everyone is upset about it.

What is the great depression? Cameron's birthday.

the great depression by princessnoe November 1, 2010

Post Avatar Depression 

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D., occurs to a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) after immediately realizing they had fallen victim to a runaway hype train, and wasted their time and money on a blatantly derivative movie that sucks even more than the terrible movies it ripped off to begin with.

Guy 1: Wow that movie was complete trash. Just awful.

Guy 2: *Sniff* I'm such a sucker.
Guy 1: Dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... I'm a sap. I knew the movie was just Dances with Wolves in space, but Hollywood leaned on the media to ram it down our throats so hard. I just... I really bought a whole car on the hype train and it's just the worst sci-fi movie since Battlefield Earth.
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression...
Guy 2: I need a hug and to rewatch Andor immediately.

Post Avatar Depression by KleverBoi December 14, 2022