Virtual Death

A virtual death is a death of somones virtual idendetiy either by them losing their reputation online or by deleting all of their traces on the internet

John experienced a virtual death after a group of assholes spread false rumors about him

Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life

by MikelBrunhildovJekson August 24, 2020

death sprinkler

When you slit your wrists and spin causing a blood or death sprinkler.

boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”

by YouranIdiot6353636 September 16, 2020

Instant death

When a person dies instantly. They’re vital organs for example (brain) or (lungs) are fatally injured in a fast and traumatic manner. Causing blood loss or loss of oxygen and body begins to shut down fast.

The warriors died of a instant death when he was crushed by the falling helicopter.

by Wisdomtree September 24, 2020

Polo of Death

Windows 7 circle that spins incessantly as it informing you that you application has stopped responding.

A 'Polo' is a brand of mint, circular, with a hole in the middle.

Sorry, I can't open the document at the moment, I've got the Polo of Death.

by thermofish June 24, 2011

fetus deathing

So depressed and down mentally,physically,and emotionally that you lay down somewhere or really anywhere and curl into a ball like a dead fetus in a womb, And not move until you feel like you want to live again.

Person 1: Where did macey go?

Person 2: She’s fetus deathing in her room.

Person 1: Oh.. I fetus deathed lastnight

by Wetardd April 5, 2023

Death Clout

Publicly highlighting or advertising aspects of one's own impending death that reflect favourably upon the person dying - Often done to get attention & status, or to demonstrate moral superiority over others.

John said he's arranging a green funeral so he can save the planet with his death, he's really going for that death clout

by Human Peacocking January 2, 2023

Cumstain of Death

A cumstain that:

1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large

"Oh fuck I aimed wrong, and now I have to deal with a cumstain of death"

by Experienced Cumlord July 7, 2023